Speeding Ticket? What Speeding Ticket?
Happy birthday, Addison and Kimberly! 
You may remember I received my first speeding ticket last year. You may also remember it was the mother of all speeding tickets. 
However, because it was my first speeding ticket or any type of traffic violation, the judge took pity on me and gave me a reduced sentence. Instead of having to pay the $400+ fine, I only had to pay $152, which in and of itself was awesome. The judge also told me that if I went 12 months without receiving any traffic violations, this one would be erased from my record as if it never happened.
*insert drum roll here* I made it! As I was driving around today, I realized my 12 months was up a little over a week ago! So, you better watch out! The speed demon is back in business! 
Okay, not really, sort of. I don’t plan on getting caught for at least another 14 years anyway. 
I was waiting for you to say you just barely got another one. Way to go on hitting the 1 year mark you speed demon you.
That was too funny. You were saying “I’ve never gotten a speeding ticket.” When we were commenting on your speed…and then *insert siren noise here* flashing lights behind us. Haha. You jinxed yourself that day.
Well happy speeding. Maybe Jared should get you a radar detector for your next birthday.
Thanks for the birthday wishes, you are so nice. And good job on avoiding those cops. I’m assuming you got a radar detector, right?