Corey came across a website that allows you take a short quiz to determine the likelihood of whether your cat is trying to kill you. We, of course, decided to participate with Dax in mind.
Why do you think we named her Daxius Cattius Kill-’em-us All-of-us? We had a sixth sense about her nature when she was a very young kitten. If you’ve ever met her, then you understand what I mean.
On the other hand, Cassie and Tigger love to be smothered with love. In fact, Cassie will sit in our lap like a child and give us kisses. When I tried to do the same with Dax, this was the result:
Doesn’t that look like the face of a killer? I think so.
Be nice to my grand kitty!
Oh Daxius, you’ve been found out! At least you’re super-cute, too! Wait… don’t plot to kill me now too!
Just a little bit psycho (the cat I mean).
I don’t need to take the quiz. I know my cat is trying to kill me. But he’s eating away at me slowly, like a methodical serial killer. Cursed cat!
Ah!!!! Killer cat! She will get you in your sleep. You can see it in her eyes.