Blond Joke

I want to share a blond joke I received in an e-mail today from my friend Tyler. I laughed out loud when I read this. I hope you enjoy it!

Two blonds with hammers, Carol and Donna, were doing some carpentry on a Habitat-for-Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, “Why are you throwing those nails away?”

Carol explained, “When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.”

Donna got completely upset and yelled, “You moron! Those nails aren’t defective! They’re for the other side of the house!”

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