Hi, I am Jenni Elyse!

I’ve been married to my husband Corey since March 1998. We don’t have any kids, but we do have cats. Their names are Cassinova Felix (Cassie), Tigris Euphrates (Tigger), Cloecatra Sebastiana Neferkitty (Cloe), Daxius Cattius (Dax), Eddypus Rex (Eddy), and Isabella Valentine (Izzy). Cassie, Tigger, and Cloe have passed away and we miss them dearly.

I have Fibromyalgia, Major Depressive Disorder, Seasonal Affective Disorder, Dependent Personality Disorder, General Anxiety Disorder, and Asperger’s Syndrome (now called Autism Spectrum Disorder).

I’m a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, more commonly known as the Mormon church. My religious views influence many of my personal views.


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Favorite Books

My favorite books are Dune, the Harry Potter series, the Twilight Saga, the Infernal Devices trilogy, the Mortal Instruments series, The Hunger Games trilogy, Anna and the French Kiss, the Graceling Realms trilogy, Cinder, The Night Circus, Into the Dark trilogy, the Everneath trilogy, Throne of Glass, Defy trilogy, Stitching Snow, Not in the Script, My Lady Jane, On the Fence, By Your Side, The Dark Divine trilogy, You Are Special, and Fox in Socks.

Favorite Bands

My favorite bands are Queen, Muse, Twenty One Pilots, Lady Gaga, Weezer, New Kids on the Block, Coldplay, Green Day, System of a Down, and Linkin Park. I also love Enya and Michael Crawford.

I love movie scores. My favorite composers are John Williams, Hans Zimmer, James Horner, and Danny Elfman.

Favorite Celebrity Crushes

A picture is worth a thousand words, and here are 15 of them. 😍

Just in case you don’t know who any of these actors are: (first, left-right) Tom Hiddleston, Matt Bomer, Ewan McGregor, James McAvoy, and Robert Downey Jr.; (second, left-right) Chris Hemsworth, Ryan Reynolds, Sam Claflin, Henry Cavill, and Aidan Turner; (third, left-right) Gerard Butler, Tom Mison, Chris Gorham, Theo James, and Matthew Goode. 😘

Favorite Movies

My all-time favorite movies are How to Train Your Dragon and How to Train Your Dragon 2. I think they’re brilliant in every way! (Toothless is my patronus and/or dæmon. Take your pick depending on your fandom. 😉) I ❤ Star Wars. I adore every single movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and frequently have MCU marathons with Corey.

I also love the Indiana Jones series, the Back to the Future trilogy, the new Star Trek trilogy, the Pirates of the Caribbean series, the Mission: Impossible series, the Men in Black trilogy, Down With Love, Moulin Rouge, Lilo & Stitch, Clue, The Emperor’s New Groove, Galaxy Quest, Far and Away, Jurassic Park, and So I Married an Axe Murderer.

Favorite TV Shows

My favorite current TV shows are Supernatural, The Queen, Stranger Things, Disenchantment, and My Little Pony. I’m still in mourning over the end of White Collar. 😭 I’m obsessed with LOST and its characters and make my way through the series every few years. I also ❤ Futurama and I’m part of an Internet campaign to bring it back. Again.