Hi, I am Jenni Elyse!

I’ve been married to my husband Corey since March 1998. We don’t have any kids, but we do have cats. Their names are Cassinova Felix (Cassie), Tigris Euphrates (Tigger), Cloecatra Sebastiana Neferkitty (Cloe), Daxius Cattius (Dax), Eddypus Thai (Eddy), and Isabella Valentine (Izzy). Cassie, Tigger, and Cloe have all passed away and we miss them dearly.

I’m a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, more commonly known as the Mormon church. My religious views influence many of my personal views.


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I used to hate reading. I avoided it at all costs, and I can count the number of books I read in high school on one hand, possibly two. It wasn’t until I read the Harry Potter series by JK Rowling that I started to enjoy reading. The true catalyst for my love of reading was the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer, which I first read in June 2007. Thanks to the wonderful worlds both Rowling and Meyer created, I now enjoy reading more than any of my other hobbies. I enjoy reading books in the fantasy, YA romance, science fiction, historical fiction, mystery, thriller, and adventure genres. However, I’m usually willing to try anything, except textbooks.

Favorite Books

My favorite books are Dune, the Harry Potter series, the Twilight Saga, the Infernal Devices trilogy, the Mortal Instruments series, The Hunger Games trilogy, Anna and the French Kiss, the Graceling Realms trilogy, Cinder, The Night Circus, Into the Dark trilogy, the Everneath trilogy, Throne of Glass, Defy trilogy, Stitching Snow, Not in the Script, My Lady Jane, On the Fence, The Dark Divine trilogy, You Are Special, and Fox in Socks.

Favorite Bands

My favorite bands are Muse, Coldplay, Green Day, Lady Gaga, System of a Down, Linkin Park, Weezer, and New Kids on the Block. I also love Enya and Michael Crawford.

I also love movie scores. My favorite composers are John Williams, Hans Zimmer, James Horner, and Danny Elfman.

Favorite Celebrity Crushes

A picture is worth a thousand words, and here are 15 of them. 😍

Just in case you don’t know who any of these actors are: (first, left-right) Tom Hiddleston, Matt Bomer, Ewan McGregor, James McAvoy, and Robert Downey Jr.; (second, left-right) Chris Hemsworth, Ryan Reynolds, Sam Claflin, Henry Cavill, and Aidan Turner; (third, left-right) Gerard Butler, Tom Mison, Chris Gorham, Theo James, and Matthew Goode. 😘

Favorite Movies

My all-time favorite movies are How to Train Your Dragon and How to Train Your Dragon 2. I think they’re brilliant in every way! I ❤ Star Wars. I adore every single movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and frequently have MCU marathons with Corey.

I also love the Indiana Jones series, the Back to the Future trilogy, the Pirates of the Caribbean series, the Men in Black trilogy, Down With Love, Moulin Rouge, Lilo & Stitch, Clue, The Emperor’s New Groove, Galaxy Quest, Far and Away, Jurassic Park, and So I Married an Axe Murderer.

Favorite TV Shows

My favorite current TV shows are Poldark, Sherlock, Shadowhunters, Face Off, New Girl, The Queen, Stranger Things, and My Little Pony. I also watch Criminal Minds, Legion, and Colony. I’m still in mourning over the end of White Collar. 😭 I’m obsessed with LOST and its characters and make my way through it every few years. I also ❤ Futurama and I’m part of an Internet campaign to bring it back. Again.